Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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