Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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