I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Blow job season was short but glorious.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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