I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
He better not be in your backpack
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
