I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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