You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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