He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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