Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize