so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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