its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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