No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Randomize
