is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
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