You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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