I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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