Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i came on her dog
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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