when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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