Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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