There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Randomize
