weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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