My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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