Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
the liver wants what the liver wants
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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