I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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