I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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