The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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