you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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