I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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