Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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