New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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