you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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