i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You've changed since you got that strap on
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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