Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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