i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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