Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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