I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Non-Jews are for practice
just tell him i said nine months
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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