You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Its about making memories worth repressing
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
my liver is dry heaving
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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