strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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