So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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