I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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