Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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