Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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