Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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