I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
