Nicole vs. Life
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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