You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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