we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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