My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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