Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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