I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Less talking, more tequila
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
