My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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