Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
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