Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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