How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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