I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Randomize
