Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
do nipples grow back?
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