Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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