I wannas sexs uuuuu
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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