You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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