His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I will be naked everywhere
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
