I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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